You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Go to Askanovice.tumblr.com and ask me stuff
Stranger: OR I WILL FIND YOU
Stranger: i'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Stranger: CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BREATHING?
You: TIMELORD. NOT SCARED EASY
You: MY TRUSTY SONIC SHOULD FIX THAT ASTHMA FOR YOU THOUGH
Stranger: My friend wants to marry you now
Stranger: have you fought the cybermen?
Stranger: Do you know where the master is/
Stranger: Because I hear the drums
You: HES BEHIND YOU THEN OMG
You: ...do you ahve an old fob watch?
Stranger: Would you like to see my children?
You: ....that is a scary question. Perhaps?
Stranger: Blink and you die
You: WAY TO STRIKE FEAR INTO MY HEART
Stranger: Your eyes aren't windows.
You: MY EYES ARE SHUT LALALALALALA
You: are the funniest person I have run into on here
Stranger: I'M COMING OUT OF YOUR MUTHER FORKIN TV
You: FFFFFFFFF LIKE THE RING EXCEPT SCARIER
Stranger: The ring will clog your drain
You: THERE ARE NO PONDS IN THE FOREST
Stranger: The cake is a lie, you know
Stranger: that's why pie is better
You: its cause I accidentally the cake
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE CAKE
Stranger: The liberation of Roma has begun
You: I have not played that game
Stranger: Good for knowing though!
Stranger: Even though you haven't played
Stranger: and ask me things
You: as long as you aren't wearing a Fez
Stranger: Hipsters were a type of underwear before hipsters were 'cool'
You: that correction was a little Hipster of you there, sweetie
Stranger: You wouldn't undrestand
You: but so fun to make fun of
Stranger: that's why they're there
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED NOT BLINKING?
You: TRIED IT FOR MY FIRST WEEPING ANGELS EP
Stranger: That awkward moment when you walk into a tomb of the two-headed people and all the statues have only one head
Stranger: And yet you don't notice
You: typical of me. Its horrible
You: so much knowledge in this timelord brain
Stranger: Damn it Doctor Who
Stranger: Go back to Wtich Mountain
You: BUT I JUST ESCAPED FROM THERE
Stranger: Which mountain?
Stranger: Doctor who?
Stranger: ALRIGHT DOCTOR EXACTLY
Stranger: Are you a ginger?
You: *sigh* NO. NEVER A GINGER
You: STill got legs though
Stranger: I've always wanted to ba ginger
Stranger: I'll just have to settle for a ginger companion
You: Can we go and save Martha?
You: fuck martha (not really)
You: I hated RTD for her loss of AWESOME
You: Oops! Brought the 4th wall down
Stranger: damn that 4th wall
You: Its so flimsy anyway
You: Should fire my contractor
Stranger: build it better
Stranger: not faster because it's a wall
You: WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
Stranger: Do you know how jack is doing?
You: Last I heard--mortal, fighting in the US and--wait, everyone is NOT dying?
You: (Miracle Day, FML, IDEK)
Stranger: and the ants go martching 2 by 2 they say
Stranger: AND WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANNA FIGHT FOR
Stranger: BECAUSE WE'RE THE KIDS OF AMERICA
Stranger: YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP?
You: ...BITCH I GOT A TARDIS
You: 10GAJILLION TIMES BETTER
Stranger: WELL NOT ALL OF US INHERITED ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY OUT NASA WHEN OUR PARENTS DIED
Stranger: It's bigger on the inside
You: funny how it does that
You: Except you draco. I hate you.
Stranger: I'm really nice now!
Stranger: unless they're cute
Stranger: unless there's pleanty to go arooound
Stranger: UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITEEEED
You: though I need little sleep--
Stranger: do you have an msn or something at least?
Stranger: Because you're awesome
You: I agree, you are as well
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Stranger: I'll let you sleep
You: I been up since like, ass crack of dawn
You: family reunion today. XP
Stranger: Dawn needs to learn to pull up its pants
You: that needs to be a macro or something
Stranger: go to sleep young one
You: I think I found yooou
You: I"M CHO CHANG Y'ALL!