Just Sailing Along The Ocean Of My Mind

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Go to Askanovice.tumblr.com and ask me stuff

You: Um..

Stranger: OR I WILL FIND YOU

You: HAAHAHA

You: HOW?

You: ANON

Stranger: i'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Stranger: CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BREATHING?

Stranger: HAAAA

Stranger: HAAAA

You: *SNERK*

You: TIMELORD. NOT SCARED EASY

You: MY TRUSTY SONIC SHOULD FIX THAT ASTHMA FOR YOU THOUGH

Stranger: My friend wants to marry you now

You: XD

Stranger: have you fought the cybermen?

You: Indeed!

Stranger: Do you know where the master is/

Stranger: ?

Stranger: Because I hear the drums

You: HES BEHIND YOU THEN OMG

You: ..OR

You: you're the Master

You: ...do you ahve an old fob watch?

You: have*

Stranger: Would you like to see my children?

You: ....that is a scary question. Perhaps?

Stranger: Don't blink.

Stranger: Blink and you die

You: ....OMG

You: WAY TO STRIKE FEAR INTO MY HEART

Stranger: Your eyes aren't windows.
They're doorways.

Stranger: 10

You: XD

Stranger: 9

Stranger: hahah 8

Stranger: :|

You: MY EYES ARE SHUT LALALALALALA

Stranger: 7

Stranger: -ded-

You: omg

You: you

You: are the funniest person I have run into on here

Stranger: I'M COMING OUT OF YOUR MUTHER FORKIN TV

You: FFFFFFFFF LIKE THE RING EXCEPT SCARIER

Stranger: :o

Stranger: The ring will clog your drain

You: *snicker*

You: omg

You: THERE ARE NO PONDS IN THE FOREST

Stranger: The cake is a lie, you know

You: I know! =/

Stranger: damn cake

Stranger: that's why pie is better

You: its cause I accidentally the cake

You: HAH

Stranger: HOW DARE YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE CAKE

Stranger: The liberation of Roma has begun

You: I have not played that game

You: ...assassins creed?

Stranger: ;O

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: Play it

Stranger: Good for knowing though!

Stranger: Even though you haven't played

You: Hubby is a gamer

You: =D

Stranger: :D

Stranger: Play it

Stranger: and then go to

Stranger: Askanovice.tumblr.com

Stranger: and ask me things

You: XDD

Stranger: :3

You: and ask you things

You: ...I guess

You: since you're cool

Stranger: :O

You: and not a hipster

You: ...though.

Stranger: I'm cooooool?

You: Histers in space

Stranger: I am a banana

You: HAH

You: as long as you aren't wearing a Fez

Stranger: Hipsters were a type of underwear before hipsters were 'cool'

You: that correction was a little Hipster of you there, sweetie

Stranger: You wouldn't undrestand

Stranger: XDDD
Ugh

Stranger: hipsters

You: I know

You: XP

You: but so fun to make fun of

Stranger: YES

You: Oh hey, btw~

Stranger: that's why they're there

Stranger: Yes?

You: DON'T BLINK

Stranger: O.o
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED NOT BLINKING?

You: YES

You: OMFG

You: HARD
HAAAARD

You: TRIED IT FOR MY FIRST WEEPING ANGELS EP

You: DID NOT WORK

You: I died.

Stranger: That awkward moment when you walk into a tomb of the two-headed people and all the statues have only one head

You: yeaaah

You: very awkward indeed

Stranger: And yet you don't notice

Stranger: :O

You: I Know

You: typical of me. Its horrible

Stranger: Lol.

You: so much knowledge in this timelord brain

Stranger: Damn it Doctor Who

You: ^_~

Stranger: Go back to Wtich Mountain

You: HAH

Stranger: **Witch

You: Yay

Stranger: :3

You: BUT I JUST ESCAPED FROM THERE

Stranger: Which mountain?
Exactly

Stranger: Doctor who?
Exactly

You: Heeehehe

Stranger: ALRIGHT DOCTOR EXACTLY

You: O.M.G

Stranger: Are you a ginger?

You: Best. Chat. EVER

You: *sigh* NO. NEVER A GINGER

You: STill got legs though

Stranger: I've always wanted to ba ginger

You: Me too!

You: Maybe next time

Stranger: darn

Stranger: I'll just have to settle for a ginger companion

You: Heh, right?

You: Can we go and save Martha?

You: er wait no

You: fuck martha (not really)

You: DONNA

You: I miss Donna

You: <33

Stranger: Donna Doctor

You: DoctorDonna <3

You: I hated RTD for her loss of AWESOME

You: Oops! Brought the 4th wall down

Stranger: :o

Stranger: damn that 4th wall

You: Its so flimsy anyway

You: XP

You: Should fire my contractor

Stranger: build it better

Stranger: stronger

Stranger: smarter

Stranger: not faster because it's a wall

You: WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

Stranger: Do you know how jack is doing?

You: *cough*

You: Last I heard--mortal, fighting in the US and--wait, everyone is NOT dying?

You: (Miracle Day, FML, IDEK)

Stranger: and the ants go martching 2 by 2 they say

Stranger: FOR CAMALOT

You: XD

Stranger: AND NARNIA

Stranger: AND ASLAN

Stranger: AND WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANNA FIGHT FOR

You: RUMBLEROAR

Stranger: BECAUSE WE'RE THE KIDS OF AMERICA

Stranger: WOAH

Stranger: OMG

You: XD

Stranger: Pigfarts!

You: ITS ON MARS

You: AND IS AWESOME

Stranger: YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP

You: AVPM FTW

Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP?

Stranger: I BET YOU DO

You: ...BITCH I GOT A TARDIS

You: 10GAJILLION TIMES BETTER

Stranger: WELL NOT ALL OF US INHERITED ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY OUT NASA WHEN OUR PARENTS DIED

You: =D

You: HAAAHAHAHA

Stranger: It's bigger on the inside

You: new and ancient too

You: funny how it does that

You: I love you guys~

You: Except you draco. I hate you.

Stranger: XD

You: (Poor Draco!)

Stranger: I'm really nice now!

You: XDDD

You: *happy sigh*

You: yay

Stranger: I AM WOMAN

Stranger: HEAR ME

Stranger: SMASH

You: *snerk*

Stranger: No boys

Stranger: unless they're cute

Stranger: no alcohol

Stranger: unless there's pleanty to go arooound

You: and no parties--

Stranger: And no parties

Stranger: UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITEEEED

You: XD

You: YAY

Stranger: :3

You: DER DER DER DER

You: *cough*

You: My day. MY DAY.

You: Made

You: seriously

You: but alas!

Stranger: ha.. <3

Stranger: D:

Stranger: NO

You: though I need little sleep--

Stranger: NOOOOOO

You: I KNOW

Stranger: D:

You: BUT ITS 3am

You: 3am!!!

Stranger: Pshhh

Stranger: it's 2 am here

Stranger: do you have an msn or something at least?

Stranger: Because you're awesome

Stranger: D:

You: I have aim!

You: =D

Stranger: :O

You: I agree, you are as well

You: awesome.

You: =)

Stranger: I THINK

Stranger: XDD

Stranger: alright

Stranger: I'll let you sleep

Stranger: D:

Stranger: meanieface

You: Lol thanks.

You: =(

You: Sorry

Stranger: Bah

Stranger: humbug

You: I been up since like, ass crack of dawn

Stranger: aW

You: family reunion today. XP

Stranger: Dawn needs to learn to pull up its pants

You: HAAHAHAH

You: WIN

You: omg

You: that needs to be a macro or something

Stranger: ha

Stranger: go to sleep young one

You: I think I found yooou

You: on AIM

You: Young Padawan?

You: Kay

You: ill take it

You: I"M CHO CHANG Y'ALL!

You have disconnected.